Oh, all right. So... Misa and Lazarus are pretty serious. Back when they thought I was gone they talked a lot on the Network, and it seems like they started dating pretty quick after you left, actually. When Lazarus was...
[He twists a finger at his temple, whistling in a "cuckoo" intonation and widening his eyes exaggeratedly.]
I think she helped Tony out a lot and their love blossomed. They started fucking pretty shortly thereafter and when you're humping that much, because you're out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by farm animals, well... accidents happen. And sometimes, they're accidents that young fertile people just get ecstatic about.
They're going to be crackers, you know. Completely crackers. Poor kids. Good thing you got out in time.
[He nods toward the remaining shots, taking the other whiskey one.]
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Date: 2015-09-21 03:00 am (UTC)[He twists a finger at his temple, whistling in a "cuckoo" intonation and widening his eyes exaggeratedly.]
I think she helped Tony out a lot and their love blossomed. They started fucking pretty shortly thereafter and when you're humping that much, because you're out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by farm animals, well... accidents happen. And sometimes, they're accidents that young fertile people just get ecstatic about.
They're going to be crackers, you know. Completely crackers. Poor kids. Good thing you got out in time.
[He nods toward the remaining shots, taking the other whiskey one.]
Well, drink up, you must want to.